Wednesday 30 December 2020

Intergalactic Diva: The Pamela Stonebrooke Story

It's just human nature. If something exists, one of the ways we will try to explore it is by trying to have sex with it. Seeing as existence is required for this sexual exploration, I think that one of the best cases to be made for the existence of extraterrestrial life is the fact that many experiencers have claimed to have had some quite saucy encounters with the space invaders. You see my logic here? One of these experiencers is Pamela Stonebrooke, the self-titled Intergalactic Diva.

The Inside Scoop

The cover art of her album 'Alien'
Pamela's first alien experiences were of a non-sexual variety, and took place when she was somewhere between the ages of eight or nine. Her first odd experience was that of finding two strange scars on her skin. She had no idea where they had come from at the time - they had seemingly 'just showed up' - but when she grew older and more experienced she realised that they were likely the infamous 'scoop marks' left by extraterrestrial tissue sampling. She still has the scars on her shin, and she showed them to reporter Al Ridenour. These marks may have appeared without explanation, but her first consciously-recalled experience would be coming soon.

She eventually lost interest in the extraterrestrial phenomenon, and instead focused on her music career. Her talent was prodigious. Inspired by Billie Holiday, she assembled her first rock band at age sixteen - and after a tour through various cabarets and topless lounges (once she was of age, obviously) - she moved to California in 1975. Eventually, she was chosen to open the Playboy Club of Roppongi, Japan, and continued to perform with the top Japanese jazz musicians for eight years ater that. She then moved back to America to Los Angeles, where she quickly inserted herself into the local jazz scene as a platinum-haired wild child. However, she still maintained her interest in esoterica through the lens of astral travel and the New Age movement. She would later profess to be an experienced out-of-body traveller, and expressed some of her mystical leanings through her darker music throughout the ages. For example, she performed as Lilith in Exile and Incubus - both ironically named after malevolent spirits associated with sexuality. The irony will become apparent later.

It was 1994, and Pamela was working as a celebrity agent in Houston, Texas. She had not yet launched herself into her starstruck career as a jazz singer, but it seems that the space people didn't particularly care whether or not she had made it big yet. That day, she had just come home from working a long hours shift at her office, and had decided to go to sleep early. She closed her eyes and drifted off into a peaceful sleep - but when she woke she found that a scheduled return to the office would no longer be possible for her in that moment. She was curled in the foetal position in a dimly-lit metallic room 'shaped like a truncated pyramid', and the realisation quickly dawned on her that she was seemingly on board a spaceship. A line of small, grey-skinned beings walked into the room and looked at her. One of them - seemingly female - approached her and told her not to be afraid before requesting that she follow it. Perhaps realising that she had no other real options, she followed the Grey alien through a door into another room. The alien shut the door behind them and it instantly disappeared into the wall. When she turned from having watched the door vanish, she was startled to see that three female aliens of even smaller stature were looking up at her. She described them as being very frail like the other Greys, but with wispy hair like that of chemotherapy patients on their heads. They ran over to her, grabbed her arms and started calling her 'mummy'. A wave of fear suddenly crashed into her - leaving her dumbfounded with absolute terror before she suddenly found herself back in her bed. Staggering out of bed, brain still blazing with panic, she went to the bathroom to splash her face with water in an attempt to shake off what she perhaps thought was just a dream. 

The cover art of her album 'Experiencer'

As she was doing so, she had to roll up the sleeves of her kimono - and was horrified to see numerous small bruises on her arms. The reality of the experience came flooding back to her instantaneously, and she remembered when the aliens had grabbed her arms. Returning to bed, presumably with trepidation, she found herself unable to get a good night's sleep for obvious reasons. The experience continued to affect her in this way for 'nearly a year'.

Pamela would eventually agree to subject herself to hypnotic regression to try and retrieve further memories of alien contact - and she was terrified by what she uncovered. As she started to recall more and more, she came to the realisation that she had been subjected to several examinations by extraterrestrial Greys throughout the years - and that the aliens had been responsible for the four phantom pregnancies she had experienced. The aliens also showed her an apocalyptic vision of the future. She always found it 'pretty ludicrous', and actually spent the first year and a half after remembering it all feeling truly traumatised by it - but nonetheless she was able to embrace it as part of herself. She recruited an artist to draw one of the Reptilian aliens she now remembered having contact with, and even started a support group for people who had experienced similar phenomena. This support group, I presume, was what is referred to as having taken place in the Encino Women's Center in Los Angeles. An individual named Daryl Anka apparently made contact with an extraterrestrial metaphysician named Bashar in these sessions, and would relay messages of desire for intergalactic peace. Pamela told The Sun Online that she was able to overcome the embarrassment factor quite quickly and to tell her friends and family about what had happened to her. She used her musical talent - and career as a smoky-voiced jazz singer - to disperse some of the messages delivered to her support group by Bashar. Her song 'Alien' contains a segment consisting of her reading out a message from the extraterrestrial through a voice modulator. It's certainly an experience to listen to.

Scaled For Her Pleasure

A portrait of the alien entity involved with the sexual liason
It was 1998 - a few years after she had composed Alien - that her contact experiences took a turn for the erotic. She would eventually go on to have three encounters with an extraordinarily sexually talented Reptilian alien. The first of these illicit rendez-vous started when she woke from her sleep to discover herself already making love with a 'gorgeous blond man' whom she compared to a Greek god. She was shocked - seeing as she apparently never brought people home like she had evidently done that night - and eventually she concluded that she must've been having a lucid dream. She closed her eyes and relaxed, enjoying how 'comfortable' she felt with the unknown presence. When she next opened her eyes - however - this supposed dream became something far less conventional. The intercourse became more aggressive - 'the energy felt totally different' - and apparently the size of her partner increased inexplicably. The Greek god had morphed into a 6ft-tall reptilian humanoid with a vaguely alligator-like snout and scaly, snake-like skin. She realised that she was 'making love to a shape-shifting alien', and when the entity sensed that she was scared it simply whispered 'We've always been together, we love each other'. The telepathic communication she shared with the Reptilian was apparently so intense and sensual that she felt happy to simply surrender to the intensely enjoyable sexual experience. She described the Reptilian as being sly and slick, and as having a 'playful, kind of bad-boy attitude'. The orgasms she experienced as a result were like nothing she'd ever felt before - it was as if the climax extended to every single cell in her body.

She would eventually go on to appear on Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell to talk about her experiences, and would often say that she had received letters and emails from women relieved to know that someone else had experienced something similar. She regards these correspondences as opportunities to help people who might otherwise be institutionalised or even convinced that they are possessed by demons. An alien revelation that the Earth may well be nothing more than 'one big, terraformed experiment' inspired her to create an album called Experiencer - and this name would also be shared by a book that she published in late 2001. However, she chose to publish it seemingly exclusively on CD - and seeing as that medium is now effectively defunct, the book has also vanished. Her website is also now down (a reptile dysfunction, anyone?). I fear that her story may soon vanish to the ether if it is not publicised in blogs like this.

Sources

'Alien Lizard Jazz Goddess' by Al Ridenour
'Screwed by the Aliens' by Timothy Beckley and Sean Casteel
'Are You... Experienced?' by Skylaire Alfvegren for LA Weekly
'Sex and Alien Encounters' on crystalinks.com

Tuesday 29 December 2020

That Time an Alien was Shot Dead by Military Police

In a two-hour period between 03:00 and 05:00 on January 18th, 1978, unidentified flying objects were sighted over Fort Dix and McGuire Air Force Base in Burlington County, New Jersey. Shortly after the sighting, a military policeman known by the pseudonym Jeffrey Morse was ordered to go to gate #5 of McGuire Air Force Base to allow a state trooper to enter the site after an alert had been issued. The trooper apparently wanted access to a runway area which led to the very back of the airfield and connected to a heavily wooded area which is part of the Fort Dix training area. The trooper informed Morse that a Fort Dix MP (Military Police) had been pursuing a low-flying object, described as oval shaped and featureless, glowing with a bluish-green colour. The object hovered over the MP’s car, and a ‘thing’ appeared in front of the car, said to be about 4ft tall and greyish-brown in colour. It had long arms, a slender body and a ‘fat’ head. The MP had panicked and fired five rounds from his .45 calibre handgun into the body of the creature, and another into the UFO above him, which then flew straight up to join with eleven other objects high in the sky. The alien then ran off into the woods and escaped over the fence between the two bases before collapsing and dying on the deserted runway to which the state trooper had requested access.
An artist's rendition of the incident

Morse Meets the Martian

By the time that Morse heard about the incident, there were already several patrols involved. Morse and the state trooper found the body of the alien near the runway, likely having climbed over the fence and died while running. Despite the aberrant turn of events, Morse and his colleagues still followed normal crime scene procedure, and attempted to rope off the area before the Air Force Office of Special Investigations (AFOSI) came over and took charge of the situation, relegating Morse to a background role, but he could still see what was going on from a distance. He claims that there was a ‘bad stench’ coming from the body, which he compared to ammonia.
An eyewitness sketch of the base's layout

At varying times during his patrol duty, Morse was within 40-70ft from the prostrate body on runway #5. He was never close enough to gauge finer details like facial features or its hands and feet, but as he revealed under additional interviews done for a MUFON symposium, he could see that the unclad, hairless body of the creature was wet, shiny and snake-like under the glare of truck headlights. This description fits the anatomical description so often heard from supposed military sources who have claimed to see such beings at crash sites, as well as by an intriguing medical source who says that they performed an autopsy on such a specimen in the early 1950s. These beings are often called ‘Grays’ because of their skin colouration, and are widely known in UFO literature, supposedly being the entities behind the famed Roswell Crash.

In that same MUFON interview, Morse was offered the suggestion that the entity could have been a deer or an escaped ape from a nearby military experimentation lab, but Morse immediately replied ‘No zoo nearby. We did have a problem with deer on the runway, but no one ever made such a big fuss over a deer’. Morse also claimed that there was a strong smell of ammonia in the night air, which is also a feature shared by many other UFO cases.
Eyewitness sketch of the body seen

Later that day, a blue beret-wearing team from Wright-Patterson Air Force Base arrived in a C-141 aircraft and approached the body. They sprayed the creature’s corpse with some kind of material projected from a portable tank before covering it with a white sheet, and by daybreak the body had been carefully set down on a platform with a wooden frame built around it. Finally, this frame was placed into a large, square metal container of silvery colour, which was estimated to be about 10x10ft with ‘undistinguishable’ blue markings. The mysterious men then loaded the box-in-a-box into the plane using a fork-lift and took off. Nothing more was said about the incident; no report was made, and Morse and his companion were told that they would be court-martialled if they said anything about their experience on that day.

Two days after the event, Morse and the other participants in the bizarre happening were summoned to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio, where they were subject to an intimidating interrogation about the weird occurrence and were once again warned to not talk about the incident. As a side-note, Morse has supplied the names of the interrogators from his memories of their name badges, and their identities have been verified. Obviously, their names will not be listed here. According to Morse, the people ‘told me about my duty to keep my mouth shut… I signed a form and it is supposed to bind me for life.’ Quickly after returning to McGuire Air Force Base, Morse had more questioning forthcoming, being debriefed about the event by his commanding officer – a lieutenant colonel whose name has also been confirmed. Shortly after the debrief had finished, each of the airmen who were involved in the encounter were transferred to separate overseas bases, with Morse being shipped to Okinawa, one of the Ryukyu Islands of Japan.

The McGuire case is also interesting because a prominent UFO investigator named George Filer claimed to have been present at the base on the morning of January 18th in 1978, and told NIDS (National Institute for Discovery Science) that he had witnessed a commotion with red lights on one of the runways in question when he arrived at the base at 04:00. Filer further claimed that he heard from a Senior Master Sergeant at the McGuire command post on the same morning that UFO activity had been sighted by the control tower and captured on radar at Fort Dix, and that an alien had been shot and found dead on the runway at McGuire.

In one more strange incident, this time in October of 1986 when Morse went on a trip back to the United States to visit his family. He was ‘detained’ in California under rather obscure pretences. Outraged at the holdup, he filed a lawsuit against the California-based authority and notified the MUFON interviewer (named Stringfield) so that he could return to the US in January 1987 for court appearances. During Mores’s layover in the States, however, it seemed that he could learn nothing more about the cause or reason for his detainment, or the identity of the source who ordered the so-called ‘pick and hold’ operation. His legal probes had all been stalled in metaphorical red tape.

The aftermath of this bizarre event certainly highlights the strange issue of the alleged harassment of UFO witnesses, apparently in an attempt to intimidate them into silence. Among these methods are the infamous Men in Black, who will be discussed at greater length in a later article. If the story supplied by Morse can be confirmed to be credible, then it could go a great length to undermining the UFO coverup as a whole. Unfortunately, if the government really are behind the UFO coverup (which I personally doubt they are) then Morses’s knowledge about the subject makes him vulnerable to attack and retaliation, thus impeding his ability to live a normal life.

Despite the truly epic story that I have laid out for you, there are always going to be those who deny its veracity based on numerous different points. For example, the ‘Incident Report’ that Morse supplied has been disputed by the Air Force Office of Special Investigations (AFOSI) because the style of writing and terminology used within supposedly does not follow proper Air Force style, thus providing grounds for the accusation that this admittedly-fantastic story is a hoax. One of the key points made by AFOSI was that the pay grades of the witnesses were given instead of their ranks on the official form. However, we must remember to view both the angles taken by the believers and the debunkers with equal skepticism, and this becomes worth it when we realised that the AFOSI statement is incorrect, and that pay grades are frequently filed in official Air Force reports instead of ranks.

Sources

I found this tale originally while browsing through the UFO Casebook. It is on this website that you can also read the official documents pertaining to the military's handling of the case. Further information is available on ThinkAboutIt Docs

The Baurú Incident

 It was July 23rd of 1947, and a group of surveyors were working in the countryside near Baurú in the Brazilian state of Sao Paulo when they became aware of a loud whistling noise before noticing the sudden arrival of a saucer-shaped craft. All but one of them, José C Higgins, fled the scene in terror. This is his story.

UFO Contact from Uranus 

Higgins, a topographer, watched the object descend. It was a lens-shaped craft with a surrounding flange, and was roughly 150ft in diameter with a 3ft rim and a height of 15ft, according to one source. Its body was 'crossed by tubes in several directions', and it was from said tubes that the whistling sound emanated. The UFO landed about 150ft away from the terrified topographer, and appeared to be supported by four metallic struts that seemed to bend a little.

A beautiful sci-fi depiction of the incident
His curiosity got the better of him as he walked towards the anomalous aircraft, and saw a black glass window on the craft from which two humanoid shapes seemed to be watching him. A door opened beneath the rim of the object and three entities of about 2.15 meters (7ft) in height emerged. They were wearing inflated transparent suits which covered their bodies like 'plastic bags', and there were metal boxes affixed to their backs. Beneath the bubble-like spacesuits, the creatures are visibly clad in colourful shirts and shorts which appeared to be made of paper as opposed to cloth. Their heads lacked eyebrows or any other hair, and their eyes were described as being large and round. Their legs were said to be proportionately larger than those of a human, and all three of the entities appeared to be identical. Higgins couldn't tell if they were male or female, but he claimed that they had 'a certain beauty' about them.

The entities spoke amongst themselves in an unknown language, and Higgins noticed that they chose to remain entirely in the shade except for some very brief periods. One of them pointed a tube-shaped object at him and motioned for him to enter the door of their odd aircraft. Through this door he could see another, inner door and the end of a 'pipe' which was presumably some kind of corridor.

Higgins presumably decided to try and learn something from his unique situation, and so somehow asked the entities where they came from using gestures. All the sources concur that this was what he did - how on earth (or any other planet for that matter) he did it I have no idea. On the ground, one of the aliens drew a dot surrounded by seven circles. The dot was apparently supposed to represent the Sun - which the beings referred to as 'Alamo' in their language. They pointed to the seventh circle (presumably meant to represent Uranus) and named it as 'Orque'. They gestured alternatingly to the seventh circle and their spacecraft, seeming to imply that they had come from Uranus.

Knowing how most of these alien encounter narratives tended to go, Higgins came to the (likely reasonable) conclusion that the entities may try and forcibly transport him to Uranus. As a subtle ploy, he showed them a picture of his wife and said that he either didn't want to leave her, or wished to take her on the seemingly-inevitable trip to Uranus. Falling for his subterfuge, the giants allowed her to leave the scene and he retreated into the forest beyond.

A considerably less accurate depiction
However, Higgins was not yet ready to completely leave the ostensibly-alien entities behind. His curiosity once again got the better of him and he decided to hide in some bushes and watch the humanoids for a bit. As if the situation couldn't get weirder, the entities appeared to be 'playing like children, jumping in the air and throwing enormous stones'. They played these games for roughly half an hour, and then boarded their craft once again after having 'carefully examined their surroundings'. The UFO took off with its signature whistling sound and the giants were never seen again. Except of course for when entities matching their bizarre description almost exactly were seen again in the Swedish town of Uddevalla in December of 1965 by one Richard Höglund!

'Sometimes I doubt that these things can happen. If it were not for the workers with me at the beginning, it might only have been a strange and fascinating dream' - Higgins later mused, presumably in response to questioning about the bizarre incident.

Monsters of Myth?

Legends from all across the world speak of giants constructing megalithic structures in the dark reaches of deep time. Some stories specifically refer to these massive creatures throwing giant stones between themselves to create these structures from those that they drop. Bigfoot encounters often feature the hairy entities throwing stones at alarmed witnesses, and poltergeists are famous for initiating physically-impossible showers of rocks from nowhere. It seems that the Others definitely enjoy rock-throwing for some reason or another...

Sources

I found the information required to tell this baffling tale on a wide range of different websites, including the Cosmic Jokers site which is now unfortunately entirely defunct as well as Thinkaboutit Docs and UFOArchives

Monday 28 December 2020

To Dance with Devils

It was the early hours of the morning on a fateful day in the early 2000s when a middle-aged woman was found unconscious on the road in a Diwanya suburb. When she was taken to the hospital, she had a horrific story to tell the authorities. Apparently, she was a musician, and she had been hired to provide entertainment for a gathering in a large villa in the neighbourhood she was found in. As the night went on, however, she came to realise that a number of her clients weren’t entirely human. She tried to escape and evidently failed.

Ghoul Party!

This happened in Diwanya, Kuwait (Western Asia). In the early 2000s (source doesn’t give an exact date), stories appeared in the Kuwaiti media detailing the run-in that a hapless victim had with beings that would normally be confined to the dark reaches of mythology and folklore.

Art Source
The musician was a middle-aged woman who plays a traditional Kuwaiti instrument. She received a call from a prospective client who wanted to hire her for her services during the month of Ramadan. Since it is inappropriate to perform music during Ramadan, the witness initially refused - but the caller insisted, and tripled her usual fee - persuading her to go. The callers sent their own driver to pick her up, and what began as a usual musical event suddenly took a sharp turn for the supernatural. The party started early in the evening, but continued on till 12am, at which point some of the attendees began to act bizarrely. A group of young girls at the centre of the room, for example, started to dance very aggressively. They moved in such a vigorous manner that their legs began showing under their long dresses, revealing that their legs were not in fact those of humans - but rather bore a closer resemblance to 'horses’ legs’.

Terrified, as anyone would be in this anomalous situation, the woman ran out of the party where she found the driver who had picked her up waiting for her. Panicked, she quickly got into the car and refused to comment when the driver asked her what was wrong due to being too distraught to speak coherently. After a couple of minutes, however, she had calmed down enough to be asked again by the driver. She told him that some of the partygoers did not have human legs, prompting the driver to reply 'you mean just like mine?’ before revealing his legs under his clothes. Like the young girls at the gathering, they were those of an animal. The woman was hysterical with fear at this point, and so threw herself from the car and landed on the street, rendering herself unconscious. The next day, after reporting the bizarre incident, she decided to return to the villa accompanied by the local authorities. However, the villa was gone. It had completely vanished, leaving nothing behind but an empty yard.

Living Legends?

Ethiopia is sometimes said to be home to satyrs and fauns, which resemble humanoids with goat-like feet and legs. The source from which I garnered this story also makes a link to the Hebrew figure of the Queen of Sheba - or Bilquis - who was said in various folktales and apocryphal accounts from all three Abrahamic faiths to have animal hooves. This links her to the ghoul or ghul, which is sometimes classified as a type of Djinn in Islamic tradition. The words said by the driver just before revealing his non-human identity are also very closely mimicked in Japanese folklore, with the this time coming from the terrifying faceless shapeshifters known as Noppera-bō just before they make their human faces melt away with the intention of scaring the bejesus out of an unfortunate victim.

As for the source in question, well, unfortunately it's no longer available. It was a video on the YouTube channel Mysterious Middle East which has since been removed by the owners of the channel. I have no idea where they heard it from and I haven't been able to find reference to it elsewhere online. I think that this means that my retelling of the story is the sole surviving rendition - which is always pretty neat to know.

Subterranean Centaur Scare

It is early March of 1913 (probably the 7th, to be exact) - and hundreds of sweaty men are bustling about in the Chicksaw Mine under Kittanning, Pennsylvania. They are presumably quite desperate to see the sunlight outside, but the circumstances in which they would be forced out into the light in just a moment would haunt them for the rest of their days. Violent hoofbeats and a ghostly light seep their way through the subterranean gloom, signalling the fateful arrival of a bizarre spectre unlike any other...

The Kittanning Incident

The hoofbeats (which I have presumed must've been present) got louder and louder as the surreal form moved from room to room in the mine, ordering all the workmen to abandon their tools and leave the mine in a 'sepulchral voice'. Terrified and likely utterly dumbfounded at the sight, the workers promptly did as they were told by the incomprehensible creature - pouring from the entrance of the mine in droves, perhaps setting a new record for the speed at which a mine could be evacuated. 

The illustration that appeared in Fortean Times accompanying this story.

As my description of hooves might imply, this entity was not your average humanoid ghost. No, instead it was described as having a torso like that of 'an emaciated man' and the lower body of a horse. It was a centaur, to put it simply. In one hand, it carried an odd object which was compared to a dinner pail - from which issued 'lurid gleams' of phantasmal light. 

One John Martel was working as the driver of the mine motor, and was allegedly at his place atop the machine when the spectre came for him. It apparently manifested out of nowhere, before pointing its bony fingers at him and uttering a single word - GO. Martel found himself unable to move for a moment, being literally paralysed with sheer terror. As soon as he was once again capable of movement, he screamed in horror and dashed away from the creature. He sprinted along the tracks towards the light streaming in from the mine's entrance - only momentarily glancing back the way he came to see the motor in hot pursuit, now apparently being somehow driven by the centaur. By the time Martel finally emerged into the safety of daylight, he turned back once more to see that the motor (now driverless) was close behind him. He had only just made it. 

The miners refused to go to work the next day, and as of the time that the story was originally published (in the March 9th, 1913 edition of The Philadelphia Enquirer), it had yet to be decided how business should proceed in the Chickasaw Mine. The centaur was apparently seen as some kind of ill omen. One of my sources speculated that perhaps this was an incredibly bizarre excuse for the miners to escape work - but surely there would be less fantastical and more believable stories to be made up for this purpose? And presumably to be employed more effectively? 

Sources

I originally found this story in an issue of Fortean Times, which sadly only included a very much abbreviated version of the tale and didn't offer me any realistic way to track down the original source or even any more information. Eventually, fellow researcher Albert Rosales was able to find the full story in various newspaper clippings. I was also able to find another source online that repeated what the newspaper clippings said. Here is that source.

The most extensive (and sadly least clearly scanned) clipping on the topic. 

The Vanishing of Alfred Beilhartz

The child in question
It was July 2, 1938 - and the Beilhartz family had decided to go camping deep within the Rocky Mountain National Park as a summer vacation. On the day in question, they were going to Estes Park to do some fishing - and were hiking along a trail close to a creek by the name of Roaring River at approximately 8am. Their son, Alfred Edwin Beilhartz, was roughly 4 years old at the time, and was walking along at the back of the line formed by his family. His parents would eventually realise that he had seemingly fallen severely behind and was now no longer anywhere they could see him. This would begin a desperate 10-day-long search operation throughout the region - but Alfred Beilhartz would never return...

Bloodhounds and the Damned Dam

His parents briefly performed a preliminary search to try and find their missing son (he was just one son of apparently ten children in the Beilhartz family), and when they had no luck they decided to call in the park service for assistance. The rangers were operating under the assumption that Alfred may have fallen into the nearby creek and drowned, and so they proceeded to dam the river. This dam consisted of a fence line adorned with barbed wire - there was no way that his body could be carried downstream and not be instantly found by the team of rangers searching for the unfortunate child. When this returned no results, they dragged the bottom of the river for good measure, but also found nothing to indicate where Alfred had gone. After five days, they gave up searching the river.

His parents told the rangers that they were certain that he must have been abducted. They knew that their son wouldn't just leave his family - and they were (unsurprisingly) unconvinced that he had fallen into the river. At this point, the rangers called in some bloodhounds from the nearby Colorado State Penitentiary. According to David Paulides (one of the usual suspects when it comes to discussing cases such as this) claimed that the bloodhounds were able to follow the boy's scent '500ft uphill' from where his parents had been when he vanished. This is obviously exceptionally bizarre, seeing as he disappeared when he was behind them as opposed to in front of them as the scent trail suggested. More bloodhounds were apparently called in, and followed the same paradoxical trail, only to lay down in defeat when they reached a fork in the road. The search was eventually called off after a total of 10 days spent looking for the missing child.

The Devil's Nest and the Mystery Man

Meanwhile - on July 3rd - William J. Eells and his (unnamed in the newspaper report) wife were also hiking in the Rocky Mountains National Park. They had made it quite far up the Old Fall River road when they got tired and decided to stop for a rest. While resting, they decided to look up at the beautiful slopes of Mount Chapin - only to see a young boy sat on a rock in a section of the mountainside known as the Devil's Nest. This spot was six miles west of where Alfred Beilhartz had intially vanished from, and Mr. Eells expressed his disbelief that any child could have gotten up to that spot without assistance.

The child - presumed to be Alfred at this point - apparently made a 'shrill noise', walked out to look over the ledge and then left the scene. Paulides says that it was as if he was jerked back out of view, but Wikipedia instead asserts that he simply walked out of sight. The Eells decided to retreat to the carpark, where they heard the news about the missing boy. Upon returning home, they checked the newspaper and confirmed that the photograph of Alfred Beilhartz within it matched the child they had seen in the Devil's Nest. They promptly drove back to the park and talked to the rangers, but the rangers stated that it would've been 'totally impossible' for Alfred to have made his way up to the slope in question - and that the rangers themselves couldn't even manage it themselves in under two days and without carabiners and ropes. They did eventually send a group of over 150 men to search Devil's Nest, but they came back empty handed.

The next development in this increasingly-bizarre case came on July 8th, when the FBI announced that it was performing forensic tests on a piece of 'soiled' bandage that had been found in an abandoned cabin in the park. The disclosure of this finding was prompted by the insistence of the boy's parents that their son must've been kidnapped. Apparently Alfred had a blister on his foot at the time he had vanished, and his mother had bandaged it using similar material. It is unclear what came of this test, but I can be fairly sure that nothing did - otherwise there would be information available about it.

The Beilhartz family

On this same day, a woman by the name of Mrs. CA Linch who lived in Big Spring, Nebraska, allegedly saw Alfred and a mysterious man walking along a highway together as she and her husband were driving from Big Spring to Ogallala. She told her brother-in-law WB Linch (of Lincoln, Nebraska) about her sighting, and he then went to speak to a Denver detective sergeant by the name of Fred Renovati two days later on behalf of his sister-in-law. He said that she 'was positive the boy was the one whose picture she saw'. Seemingly nothing came of this odd lead either.

Held for Ransom?

Alfred Beilhartz had been missing for five months when his father was given a ransom note in November. It contained instructions for leaving $500 (equivalent to $8,900 as of 2018) in a tin can one block away from the Beilhartz family home in return for the safe return of their missing son in 24 hours, and also ominously said that 'the boy doesn't take to us'. However, by the 29th of that month the police were fairly certain that this was a hoax. This belief was all but confirmed by another police announcement announcement a day later saying that they had investigated two possible suspects - who were accused of attempting to extort money from the family. The suspects were not named and were apparently not being held, but here is where the trail of information about the Beilhartz disappearance stops - and so it is difficult to know what happened next. I imagine that it would've been announced if the suspects were confirmed to be guilty, but the ransom note was also never confirmed to not have been a hoax. 

Sources

Disappearance of Alfred Beilhartz on Wikipedia and all of the newspaper clippings provided as sources for that page. Some of the stranger details of this case were, of course, pointed out by David Paulides in an interview he did for MUFON on the 19th of February 2013 - which can be enjoyed here.


Saturday 26 December 2020

The Revelation of Cosette Willoughby

Cosette Willoughby had some very strange neighbours. She had been co-existing with the so-called Serpent People for three years by the time she wrote into Richard Toronto's Shavertron Magazine in 1981. Her story would be published in the Winter 1981 edition of the magazine, the tenth issue ever to be published. It would then be promptly forgotten by the esoteric community at large. I'm here to change that.

Subterranean Symbiosis 

It seems from her description that she never really saw these Serpent People up close. No, instead she would occasionally catch glimpses of her mysterious fellows. She described some of them as 'monkey-like', but gave them their serpentine name due to their strange, sinuous style of movement. Some of them are said to leave large tracks like the iconic Bigfoot prints, while others leave three-toed footprints instead. Seemingly her best glance at one of the creatures revealed a diminutive, naked humanoid with all its hair somehow 'piled on top of his head like a big glob'. The entities are apparently masters of camouflage, with their primary purpose in life being to never be seen. 

Their language sounds echoey, and they are adepts at the art of voice mimicry. Apparently one of them can easily sound like an entire yard full of playing children. When Cosette ventured up onto one of the cliffs in which the entities make their subsurface dens, she was able to hear heavy footsteps coming from underground. Despite the seemingly primitive nature of the creatures' society, Mrs. Willoughby claims that they are capable of crafting some extraordinary stone amulets, which they apparently leave all over the desert, for reasons Cosette speculates may have something to do with warding off rattlesnakes - seeing as she rarely spotted the reptilian pests while out looking for the amulets left by the strange critters. If or when she did run into snakes, she seems to imply in her account that the entities would somehow warn her.

Cosette had been trying to make friends with them for quite a while, and only just before she set about writing the article for Toronto's magazine had the creatures started to respond positively. She had been giving them candy, which they seemed to like very much, as well as some clothing and a mirror. A few months after she gave them the latter item, she claims that she saw one of the entities flash it at her. Although she knew where the entrances to their subterranean dwellings, she never once tried to enter or disturb them. Eventually the creatures would start leaving gifts for her in places they knew only she would go. These gifts included plastic toys (on two separate occasions), money (a quarter, a nickle and two pennies), a 'fabulously carved piece of golden glass' and what she described as her 'famous crystal machine'. She also found some strange-looking script on a rock as well, which is reproduced here for your viewing pleasure.

Through the Looking Crystal

She found her so-called crystal machine while out on the low hills hunting for the amulets left behind by her cryptic neighbours. When she first found it, she quickly noticed that it was no ordinary stone, seeing as it had something resembling a carved window on the side of it. She examined this window with a magnifying glass, and was able to see 'an endless series of pictures' through it. These pictures were small but apparently gave her the immersive feeling of seeing them on a much larger scope, as if she were actually there, among the beautiful fantasy scenes she apparently saw through the rock. 

There were stunning palaces filled with gold and jewels among tall, marble buildings which made up great cities. The people inhabiting these cities were apparently so real-looking that she would sometimes almost catch herself speaking to them. The clothes worn by these mysterious people were richly decorated with jewels and gold, and the women of their kind wore crowns of rubies, pearls and 'every stone you can think of'.

Utterly enraptured by the curious rock, she started to ask it specific questions. She requested to see the 'wizzards of olde' and was shown six of their number, all wearing intricate gowns with pointed turbans. The sages looked directly at her and greeted her as if they could actually see her - but surely that was impossible, right? She asked to see the tree of life, and was rewarded with a vision of a mist-filled alcove. As the fog cleared, she was astounded to see a bizarre tree with tentacular branches and a gold and turquoise light shining out from behind it. She would later describe the branches as looking more like roots than branches, and as lacking leaves. Upon looking up the tree of life in HP Blavastky's The Secret Doctrine, she found that it was described as much the same thing she had seen through the amazing crystal machine. Apparently this is a tree that grows upside-down, with roots for limbs. 

When she asked to see the King of the World as referred to in worldwide esoteric literature, she was greeted by a view from below a mighty face which seemed to be looking down at her and studying her. She bade Rigden Djapo her greetings, and he seemingly responded by telling her 'volumes without words'. She felt intense love towards him, and she somehow knew that he felt the same for her. The last thing of note that she describes having seen in the crystal is something that she called the Second Adam. She had apparently never heard of this esoteric concept before, but the wisdom imparted to her by the weird crystal and the writings of HP Blavatsky provided her with the tools to reconstruct the genesis of the universe as she would come to believe it truly was. 

In the beginning, the Elohim had created what Cosette calls the First Adam. This Adam was etherical, perhaps lacking a physical body at all. Then came a colossal serpent-like being that emerged from the void of deep space and covered our planet Earth in its entirety. This serpent was what was known as the Cosmic Mother. This motherly being eventually 'blended into' a powerful life-giving force, potentially mating with the incorporeal First Adam. From this bizarre unison, she grew pods all over her body from which emerged the Second Adam. At first, this new Adam was spherical in shape - a hermaphroditic amphibious creature capable of reproducing asexually. 

As time passed on this primordial Earth, the Second Adam appeared in different places all around the world, and as he did so he started to grow a tail-like structure behind him. In his need to survive, this tail began to grow a body for some strange reason which isn't adequately explained. Arms appeared, and then legs. After this, the Second Adam became male and female, and was eventually able to live independently from the Cosmic Mother. The Cosmic Mother, now seemingly wont for a purpose, was absorbed into the Earth and became some sort of terrestrial life-force. Humankind was now far more independent of her, but Cosette warns that it seems as if we still need some contact with our Cosmic Mother, seeing as astronauts apparently become weaker the longer they're in space. 

A Mundane Revelation?

This is possibly the strangest article I've ever written on any of my many blogs. Anyways, Shavertron Magazine was unable to verify Cosette's claims - and the closest they came at first was in the form of an anecdote from one Joan O'Connell of the New Atlantean Journal who was apparently sent one of what Cosette called her 'drinking rocks'. She placed this rock in some water, and nothing happened. She then put it in some beer, and 'it didn't even hiccup'. 

Somehow, Shavertron managed to get their hands on some of Cosette's fabled stones - whether this was through O'Connell or otherwise I cannot possibly say - and they quickly handed them to their rock-book expert, one Bill Bliss. Bliss scrutinised the stones and found what he referred to as 'some low grade images'. The clearest one was apparently of a bald fat man's head. He made some carbon tracings of the pictoral stories in the stones, and said that images can be seen in these tracings if they're viewed from a distance of 10ft away. To be honest, I don't see anything in the tracings. 



And so that brings us onto the monumental question of just what the hell is going on with this case. This reminds me of Joseph Smith's use of a seeing stone to transcribe the Book of Mormon from the golden tablets, and also of the Nag Hammadi Gnostic creation myth in terms of the multiphasic creation story involving numerous divine beings splitting and merging. The script allegedly found on one of the stones by Cosette seems to resemble John Dee's Enochian writing. This story is comprised of a rich soup of all sorts of weirdness from all sorts of sources. I don't quite know what to make of it.


Sunday 11 October 2020

When Snow-Men Attack

The Civil War was raging across America, pitting brother against brother in the bloodiest conflict in American history. The year was approximately 1864, and an unnamed man was looking out of his window in disdain at the heavy snow falling upon the densely-wooded mountains that surrounded the broad valley which played host to the small town of Benton in Pennsylvania's Columbia County. The weather may have been the world warning him not to do what he had been planning to, but he would not be dissuaded. You see, he had been having an affair with the wife of a man who had been enlisted to fight in the war. His love lived in a secluded mountaintop cabin, and he would brave blizzard and bloodshed to reach her. However, what he would encounter as he trekked up that infernal peak would leave anyone questioning their reality - and would ultimately cost him his life...

Ice Cold 

The young man hitched his wagon and commenced the long journey up the winding mountain paths into his lover's sweet embrace. As he moved through the swirling white, he saw that he was slowly approaching an old lumber camp. Just to the side of the road was what he initially took to be a massive shard of ice rising up out of the ground. Riding up to it, he soon realised that this was no ordinary ice shard. Rather, it was a man - or at least something shaped like one. It was 'alabaster white' and appeared to be 'formed from snow' with a beard of icy spikes adorning its face, shining in the cold moonless night. 

The witness continued to draw closer to the strange apparition, perhaps thinking that his eyes were deceiving him - but he didn't have the time to do any more thinking after that before the creature suddenly started moving, leaping from its frozen position and into the back of the man's wagon. It wrapped its freezing arms around his neck and started slashing at his neck with its icicle claws. After no small fight, the man managed to repel his preternatural attacker, but the damage had already been done.

Bleeding profusely, and obviously on his way to death, the terrified traveller managed to stumble his way to the door of his lover's cabin. She let him in, and he collapsed to the floor shortly after he entered the building. For the next three days, he was entirely bedridden - often going into fits in which he would desperately try to fight off attackers only he could see. When those terrible days had elapsed, he finally died - his features left contorted 'in paroxysms of fear'. An undertaker was called up from the town at the bottom of the mountain to carry his body down for burial - and as this undertaker progressed down through the snowy wilderness, he passed by a certain lumber camp. He didn't see the creature, but he did apparently catch sight of some extraordinarily large footprints...

That's Snow Ghost!

Or is it? This story is nearly unique among the annals of Fortean literature, which is why I just felt utterly compelled to cover it. However, I'm not sure just how true it is. It was first reported in the December 2015 issue of The Curious Fortean magazine, in which it was attributed to Henry Wharton Shoemaker, an American folklorist from around the time. This actually puts us in a much better position to assume the potential veracity of such a tale. Shoemaker was actually the co-founder of the Pennsylvania Folklore Society, but has also apparently been accused of fabricating some of his tales. So it seems as if this story resides squarely in the grey area between fact and fiction, as with all good ghost stories...

Saturday 12 September 2020

The Mexican Minotaur Mystery

This baffling tale of highest strangeness first appeared in the Winter 1962 issue of Ray Palmer's The Hidden World magazine - a short-lived publication that had spawned from the controversy surrounding the infamous testimony of Richard Shaver. Unfortunately only one issue of the magazine is available online, and that is not the issue from which I am drawing this story. Instead, I have found this story mentioned on several other websites, and after enough digging (pun intended) I uncovered a full transcription of this amazing account of subterranean terror! 

An Inexplicable Interior

One Frank J. Mezta of Calexico City, California wrote to the aforementioned magazine to tell of a bizarre experience he had, which he had come to believe may well have been the work of the nefarious deros (he actually says 'teros' in his account, but this would make very little sense in the context of the Shaver Mystery) after accidentally stumbling onto some previous issues of the magazine. He had apparently always lusted after answers to the mysteries of ancient history and the origins of civilisation, and he felt he had found just that through the writings of Mr. Shaver. After offering Shaver these generous compliments, he went on to tell his chilling story.

Mezta and a group of friends had decided one day in 1960 to go treasure hunting in the 'interior of Mexico'. This expedition would unfortunately yield them no joy, and would instead leave them questioning their previously-held views of reality. The group arrived at the designated entrance to the cave system, but before they could enter Mezta felt a chilling sensation of fear come over him, seemingly without cause. This was apparently a feeling quite unlike anything Frank had experienced before. He felt as if something was going to happen to him should he enter those caves. It was clearly not only him suffering under the strange sensation, seeing as neither he nor anyone else in the party felt comfortable going underground that day. Perhaps reluctantly, or perhaps with relief, the group agreed to retreat from the cave entrance and return the next day. 

When they returned, the zone of terror had seemingly dissipated - and the group descended, led by Frank. The cave was 'tremendous in size', with passages and paths leading away from it in every direction. Some of these tunnels and chambers were 30ft high and 100ft long. They eventually decided that the system was too vast to feasibly explore, and so they once again decided to leave the caves. However, when they turned around they discovered that there were now two entry tunnels instead of just the one they had come in through. Baffled, the group elected to investigate. They moved down the strange tunnel, and it seemed to go on for ever, winding away into the infinite darkness. Perhaps getting somewhat spooked at this point, the group turned back once more and fled the caves. 

Labyrinth of the Lost

When Frank's group returned to the village, they happened to strike up a conversation with two indigenous Mexicans - who warned them not to enter the 'enchanted caves'. The group was intrigued, and asked the two men just what and where these caves were. They were shocked when the pair directed them to the cave entrance they had visited just a few days earlier. In response to questioning about what exactly happened in the so-called 'enchanted caves', the men answered that people would sometimes go into them and never come back out - and that if one stayed in them for a while and then tried to leave, they would find that the entrances and tunnels had somehow changed. A chill presumably ran down Frank's back at this point - the exact same thing had happened to his group. 

However, the changing geography of the anomalous cave system wasn't the strangest thing about them divulged by the indigenous people. No, that title would have to go to the personal story of the two men. About ten or fifteen years previously, they alleged that they (as well as about twenty or thirty other Native Mexican men) had been hired by an American man to investigate the strange caves. Four or five of their number came equipped with revolvers, and the rest carried lights and tools. They had been labouring away in the cave for a while, when something bizarre and terrifying suddenly made itself known to them. All of a sudden, two figures appeared at the far end of the cave. There was a humanoid with the head of a bull - 'like a bull upright' - and a diminutive entity resembling either a little boy or a 'naked midget'. Horrified, the five armed men pulled out their revolvers only to find that they wouldn't fire, and the lights carried by the rest of the group all went out. 

In the confusion and panic that ensued after this, several of the men were killed in the mad scramble to escape the caves. Since then, nobody had been brave enough to venture into the dark labyrinth below...

The Daedalus Legacy

According to ancient Greek mythology, King Minos of Crete had ordered the architect Daedalus to construct a labyrinth so intricate that not even the builder himself could find his way out without use of a plan. This enormous structure was to be used to house the bastard child of a divine bull and Minos's own wife. Pasiphaë. This child was a monstrous blend of human and bull features, and was known as the Minotaur. Seven youths and seven maidens would be sent into the labyrinth as sacrifices to the Minotaur each year, until the hero Theseus was finally able to slay the beast.

The links between this strange tale and the famous Greek mythological story should be obvious from even a cursory glance. A bull-headed humanoid monstrosity, accompanied by a child, roaming a potentially inescapable network of tunnels and subterranean chambers. History repeats itself, does myth do the same? 

Source


Sunday 23 August 2020

Nancy Evans Bush Escaped the Matrix

We’ve all heard stories of Near Death Experiences (NDEs). The ‘normal’ format for such a story involves the separation of the soul from the body and then the subject perceiving an tunnel of white light down which they proceed, eventually being met by departed family members or angels or suchlike. These experiences are normally peaceful and inspiring, and they have been known to lead neuroscientists to take abrupt heel turns towards Christianity. However, not all stories of NDEs are easy reading. Admittedly the pleasant ones are the more common of the bunch, and so if you ever happen to temporarily die you can hold out a reasonable degree of hope that you’ll see a happy and peaceful Other Side - but of course for every rule there has to be an exception. Some people see the Abrahamic Hell, burning with sulphurous flames and crammed with monstrous demons. Some just end up in what is called the Void - an endless empty space where only loneliness exists. Nancy Evans Bush, the subject of this article, was one such unfortunate experiencer.

Meeting the Simulators

Sometime during the mid-to-late 20th century (approximately 1962), Nancy Evans Bush was lying prone on a hospital bed - screaming in agony as she gave birth to her second child. Suddenly, something bizarre happened. Perhaps it was relaxing at first - if a little disquieting. She felt her soul separate from her body. Any curiosity about this experience she might’ve had quickly evaporated, however, and was replaced with utter horror as her consciousness was pulled up into an infinite blackness at tremendous speed...

Nancy’s soul flew ever higher - up and out of the roof until she could see over the hospital. She eventually ascended so high that she could see nothing around her, just a meaningless black void. Presumably still in a state of complete shock and horror, she soon became aware of a group of circular entities floating around her. They were constantly changing colour - 'clicking' from white to black and back again. Although they struck her as heartless and malicious, she was careful not to say that they were evil. They seemed 'authoritative'. It was clear to her that they were in control in the bizarre environment around her, and that they knew far more than she did. Despite her Christian faith as part of the Congregational United Church of Christ, it never occurred to her that what she was seeing could've been Hell - she just assumed automatically that this was what waited for her after death without assigning any religious meaning to it. The entities started to speak, and what they had to say was truly horrifying.

They told her that she had never existed. Her 17-month-old daughter had never existed. Her mother had never existed. The Earth wasn't real - it had all been a 'joke'. She was overcome with a sense that what the circular entities were telling her was incontrovertibly true, and that there would be no point in arguing. Utterly crushed, she listened in silence as the entities told her that 'none of that had ever been real; this is all there was'. Eventually the beings vanished and left her alone in the endless blackness around her. I cannot imagine how that must have felt.

She had no context whatsoever with which to understand this new revelation. Her father and her grandfather had been intellectual, liberal-minded Christians, and she had been taught that Jesus loved everyone and that if you did the right thing you would go to Heaven. This experience was eating away at that faith. In later research into Near-Death Experiences, she would come to the conclusion that bad things often happened to who she thought of as bad people - faithless, guilt-ridden, hostile people. She had been born again, and although she acknowledged that she was 'far from perfect' - there was nothing in her background that suggested to her that she might've deserved such a hellish fate. When she was revived, her soul returned to her body and the first thought she had was that Calvin had been right - predeterminism was real and she had been born to suffer. The truth about the virtual nature of the world weighed on her as a heavy burden. She felt it was too terrible to ever tell anyone about it.

Six months after the experience, she was on the road to recovery when she was having tea with a friend. Her friend handed her a book which they had just purchased that day - Jung's Man and his Symbols - and told her to have a look through it. This she did, but she soon dropped it and stumbled away from the table in abject horror. There, on the left side of one of the pages, was a large illustration of one of the discoid entities from her dream. Only later did she realise that she was looking at the well-known symbol of the yin-yang from ancient Chinese philosophy. She had previously had no exposure to this concept, seeing as she had grown up as a New England Congregationalist. It would be this bizarre realisation that would start her down the course to joining the International Association for Near-Death Studies (IANDS) and becoming an advocate for those who have suffered through unpleasant NDEs in the face of the overwhelmingly positive New Age view of the phenomenon. She has even written a book on it, which is listed in the sources below.

Sources

'Dancing Past the Dark' by Nancy Evans Bush

2009 Interview with Nancy Evans Bush for Vital Signs (IANDS Newsletter)

'Distressing Near-Death Experiences' by Nancy Evans Bush and Bruce Greyson

Los Vampiros de Humahuaca

As they went to sleep that night, they had no idea that they would never wake again. It was nighttime in Mexico, sometime during the mid 20th Century. I can only presume that they left their windows open that night - because something awful soon entered their household. This thing had a rotund body covered in hair, and leathery wings tipped with small claws instead of arms. Large ears adorned its pig-snouted head, and it approached the sleeping couple slowly. Biting down on the woman's neck, it started to lap up her warm blood. The same fate would soon befall her male companion. Their corpses would soon be found, the telltale mark of the vampire bat upon their necks. However, these toothmarks were massive. The coroners presumably thought they must've been mistaken when they realised that the bat responsible for the two deaths would've been approximately the size of a dog! 

A Chiropteran Colossus? 

Unfortunately, hardly anything is known about the Mexican case. It is simply documented as having involved the deaths of a man and a woman at the hands (or indeed fangs) of a grotesquely oversized vampire bat - all of the rest of the details you just read unfortunately had to be extrapolated by yours truly. However, what requires less authorial extrapolation is the description of the events that occurred in the small city of Humahuaca in the Jujuy Province of Argentina in January of 1969. One Meliton Juarez, a local muledriver, told an unnamed Mexico City newspaper about his encounter with a creature of a 'horrible' aspect. He was riding his mule when an enormous winged entity passed over his head several times, terrifying his mount before apparently attacking him - forcing him to repel it by beating it several times with his whip. He would later tell the paper that he thought the creature intended to land on his mule and drain it of blood. The paper stated that the monster was thought to weigh between five and six kilograms, but unfortunately gave no other details as to the dimensions of the thing - leading me to speculate that the monster was approximately the size of a small dog. This is, obviously, far too large for an ordinary vampire bat. 

Juarez's neighbours in the Quebrada de Humahuaca valley correlated his bizarre and terrifying encounter with several unexplained livestock deaths that had taken place at local ranches in recent memory - numerous domestic fowls having had their blood drained. According to Jacques Bergier in his 1975 book Extraterrestrial Intervention: The Evidence, scientists in the area believed that the existence of such a monstrous bat was indeed possible based on the story of the couple killed by such an animal I discussed in the beginning of this article. 

Driving Me Batty 
Apologies for the shortness of this article. I found this story in the aforementioned book and figured that I should give it a bit more attention than it seems to have gotten from the cryptozoological community around the time it was published. It is disappointing that Bergier simply lists his source as 'an unnamed Mexico City newspaper', which was apparently published on January 7th of 1969. If any of my readers can find this article, I would be honoured to accept your help!

Tuesday 21 April 2020

The Wazooey Man

It was 1973, and two boys were playing in an arroyo (gulch or dry creek) in the Pueblo area of Colorado when they had an experience that they would never forget. They came across a creature that they would later nickname the ‘Wazooey Man’.
They were playing with their air pistols when they noticed that they were being watched by ‘two huge red eyes’. Presumably shocked by the bizarre sight, one of the boys started firing BB pellets into the eyes - seemingly prompting them both to be picked up by an invisible force and thrown down into a ravine. A large wooden post came out of the ground and hit one of the boys on the head. Utterly terrified at this point, the boys took off towards their truck only to realise that they had somehow lost the ignition key.
With this new hindrance, the panicked youngsters ran to the road and started trying to hitchhike - but they noticed that ‘some form’ resembling ‘a mobile haystack with two huge red eyes’ would manifest every time they tried to go west, and force them to retreat back the other way. There is little information on how they escaped the situation, which they presumably did because they must’ve lived to tell the tale.
'The Hard-To-Believe-But-True!: Book of Colorado History, Mystery, Trivia, Legend, Lore & More' by Carole Marsh

Friday 10 January 2020

Gatorman! Science Confronts the Monstrous

The Lizard-Man from Animal Planet's Lost Tapes
Cryptids are, by their very nature, extraordinarily elusive. People only rarely happen to see one - and even rarer are cases in which people see one of the mysterious creatures multiple times. Almost unheard of, however, are cases in which cryptids seem to follow someone around - stalking them like unearthly hunting hounds. This is exactly what happened to an anonymous Floridian zoology scholar between 2010 and 2013. He was relentlessly pursued by a monstrous reptilian creature from the depths of St. Johns River...

Menace to the Manatees

The witness was 18 years old in 2012 when he sent his testimony to cryptozoological investigator Linda Godfrey. He was then working as a volunteer at a Florida paleontology museum, and was working towards gaining degrees in zoology and paleontology. Suffice to say, he was certainly a witness qualified to differentiate a known animal from something anomalous. He swore to Godfrey that his story was absolutely truthful, and she has stated that she finds that his expansive knowledge of the local area's flora and fauna makes his tale especially compelling. She is the first person that he told about the incident who wasn't involved.

He lives on a canal system that feeds directly into the St. Johns River Delta, whcih is a large river system spanning most of the East side of Florida. Wildlife in the aforementioned river will sometimes come up into the canal for various reasons, and these lifeforms usually include fishing birds, dolphins, manatees and even sometimes bull sharks and alligators. The canals are bodies of brackish water - seeing as the fresh water meets the ocean there. The water within them is usually fairly shallow, but it is impossible to see the bottom (or any of the amazing fauna present within their diminutive depths) due to the thickness of the silt and mud in the water. It is sometimes to murky that people have nicknamed it the Black Tea River. Details of an object more than three inches away from the surface are invisible, and objects are entirely invisible if they are over a foot from the surface.

The witness was on Spring break when hints of the existence of the strange creature that would later come to plague him started making themselves known to him. It was mid-March of 2010, and he was out on his dock rinsing his family's small sailboat. A few thick clouds hung overhead, but in general it was a good day with plenty of sunshine. He had just finished washing the boat when he saw a manatee drifting through the water towards him. They are apparently attracted the sound of running hoses, seeing as they enjoy drinking the flowing water. He turned the setting down on the hose a little before slinging the hose over the side of the dock to allow the gentle aquatic mammal to drink. He noticed that it was moving slightly oddly, but his concerns were confirmed in a bizarre fashion when the creature rolled over and revealed several deep bite marks on its front flipper in a u-pattern. He had never seen a manatee with bite marks on it before - they are supposed to have no natural predators due to their large size and tough hide. Usually all scars on the bodies of the majestic animals come from boat propellors, but the way this mark had been set into the hide of the creature showed that it was definitely the bite of an animal which had done this. The thin lines left by a shark were not present, and while alligators fit the conical-shaped marks left in a narrow row by the teeth that had bitten the manatee, even large bull gators were not usually big enough to take on a manatee. As he further examined the manatee, it became ever clearer to him that there was something massive and unidentified living in the ecosystem. The creature's body was riddled with cuts and bites, and a piece of its tail flipper had seemingly been torn off. Whatever was large enough to attack a one-ton manatee would be able to devour a person with ease.

Later, he and some fellow dock workers took the boat out onto the river for a brief joyride - but the 'joy' part of this expression might've been lacking seeing as he was continually plagued with a feeling as if he was being watched. He would brush it off, however, seeing as they would sometimes encounter other boaters and the feeling could've perhaps been attributed to their presence. Eventually, they docked themselves on a small island where the witness said he would often see quite a few pelicans and egrets nesting. It was near nesting season, and yet he couldn't see a single bird on the island. There were birds on the other mangrove islands, but they were conspicuously absent on this one in particular. As he explored the island, he kept finding broken branches up to and beyond his height. There were no game birds on the island and so it wouldn't make sense for hunters to have been present, and tourists tended to avoid it due to the marshy terrain. A human explanation didn't make much sense for the absence of birds either, seeing as it seemed unlikely that entire colonies of birds would abandon a safe haven from raccoons and possums because of a few people in the forest. There were no visible tracks underneath all the fallen leaves, but he was able to see slide marks 'too angular to be a boat' on a piece of sand on the far side of the island. He started to get the feeling that he was being watched again - and it was getting dark out - so he decided to abandon the island.

It was early June of 2011 when our anonymous witness ran into the swamp monster again. He was out in the wilds of River Lakes Conservation Park with his Boy Scout troop, and the sun was beginning to set. It was 7pm and he decided that he was done roaming the wilderness, and so set about returning to camp. However, in order to get back home, he needed to cross a path of swampland. Despite the sky still being fairly bright and only minimally overcast, the thick tree cover made it seem quite a bit darker. River Lakes Conservation Park is a large cluster of swamps, lakes, forest and savannah that borders the waterways connecting to the St. Johns River on the mainland side. He approached the marshy terrain between him and his destination, and as soon as he did so the forest went silent. He had previously been seeing a lot of deer and songbirds, and had even heard the yowling of a bobcat, but it was as if they had all suddenly left the area. This was 'very unsettling'.

'Swamp Creature' by BerSverk88 on DeviantArt
He was circling around the marsh, crossing under a thicket of pine trees before he suddenly heard something making a small splashing sound in the water. At first he brushed it off as having been a fish, but then he started to get a very uneasy feeling. Conscious that he was potentially in danger, he was just about to pick up his pace when he once again heard something shift in the water as well as what he speculated could've been a small hissing noise. He turned just in time to see a dark figure stood under some cypress trees before it ducked down into the water. In the brief few moments he was able to lay eyes on it he was not able to make out many of its features, but judging by the fact that the water was approximately 4ft deep and was roughly at its waist-line, it seemed to be inhumanly tall. In general - 'the outline just didn't look right for a human'. It was only about 60ft away from him, and panic set in when the creature dived underwater as if heading straight for him. The witness was terrified, and high-tailed it back to camp as quickly as he could.

Over the next two years, he would sometimes hear strange noises at night if he was staying anywhere near the swamps, river bottoms or secluded woodlands. It was as if the creature was perhaps following him. These sounds were usually pretty distant and sounded far away, but sometimes he could relatively clearly make out noises such as bellows and hisses. Granted, there were plenty of vocal species living around these areas such as bobcats, coyotes and owls - and so, likely for his own peace of mind, he attributed the unsettling noises to these creatures.

First Contact

It was April of 2013, and the manatees were just coming out of their Winter retreats back into the river and its canals, and our anonymous witness decided to go out to the water's edge to see them - as well as getting some exercise at the same time. It was a nice day, relatively clear with only some distant clouds. He boarded his kayak and paddled out of the canals into the river mouth, continuing on until he spotted a small, uninhabited inlet on the side of the river. Manatees would usually float around such areas because of the ample food supply and still water - and the witness had been successfully manatee spotting around this specific islet numerous times. He rounded the river bend and faced the lagoon, in whcih he could clearly see the 'kick marks' made by the manatees' broad tail flukes. Strangely enough, however, the animals seemed to be swiftly leaving the lagoon despite it only being noon. Manatees tended to stay in the lagoon and the surrounding canals until around seven o'clock before slowly leaving it in herds - but this was not the case today. However, he dismissed it, seeing as he only saw one manatee departing the lagoon - and there were sometimes sea cows that broke the pattern.

He was now getting tired of rowing, and so he made one last push into the lagoon before setting his oar down on his lap. The lagoon was beautiful, and it was surrounded by a calm expanse of forest. He pulled out his water for a drink, failing to register the strangeness of the fact that birds were entirely absent from the scene. Something under the water bumped into his kayak - but he wasn't particularly startled, seeing as he had been bumped into by a lot of different things before. He was stationary in the water and so he knew that if something had hit him then it would have had to be moving - but that could mean lots of things. It could've been a floating log, a large fish, a manatee using the boat bottom as a back scratcher or perhaps even a bull shark doing an exploratory bump to judge whether or not the kayak was an appropriate food item. He immediately guessed that it was a manatee, seeing as they were the usual inhabitants of the lagoon - prompting him to look over the edge in hope of catching sight of the serene sea cow. There was certainly something big moving down there - it was dark in colour and about the length of a manatee, but despite these features he was left uncertain as to its identity as it swiftly swum away. However, a disturbance on the surface of the calm water signified that the object was turning around - but he still wasn't suspicious, seeing as manatees would often come back around to boats for repeat scratches. His sense of tranquility would quickly vanish when he felt the bump on the bottom of the boat for a second time, however. It was 'all wrong' - it sounded like something solid moving across an old washing board. A manatee would've made a single, gentle bumping sound. Bull sharks and dolphins don't make noises like this thing had just done either. A heavy weight of dread was starting to pool in his stomach, and as the shape moved out from underneath his kayak he decided that the best course of action would be to get out of the water as soon as possible.
Photoshop rendition of the case

The creature's outline was at least as long as his kayak - 14ft or more - and it was considerably broader than the boat for the first two-thirds of its body before tapering off into what was presumably a tail. The shore of the lagoon was sandy and only 10ft away from him, and so he thrust his oar into the water and rowed as quickly as he could to get up onto the sand. He beached his kayak and ran a short distance across the beach. Finally feeling safer, he then turned around and watched as the shape approached another part of the shore roughly 20ft away. As it passed into the shallower and clearer water, he could see more of its features against the white sand. It resembled an alligator with dark scales and a series of bony scutes running down its back, explaining the bumping noise on the bottom of his kayak. It was big enough for it to have had to be a particularly large male gator, and so the witness backed up further onto the beach. However, the longer he watched, the less like an alligator the thing seemed. It was the correct colour - black with a tint of blue - but its skull seemed to be much taller vertically than the broad skull of a regular gator. He said that the head shape reminded him of a less extreme version of that of a Rauisuchid (an extinct Triassic group of Archosaurs with very dinosaur-like skulls). Alligators have very short arms, and yet this creature's arms were long enough to pass the top of the body in profile. There was obvious muscular tissue showing through the creature's arm scales, and the fingers (of which there were most likely five) seemed much longer than usual - but of course it was hard to tell where the scales ended and the claws began and so any estimation of the length of the digits may not have been accurate. The monster lifted itself up off the ground, and the witness could see that its legs were at least twice as long as those of a regular alligator. The hind legs were 'curled up' to a larger degree, implying that they were likely longer than the forelimbs. The hind legs were also thicker than those of a normal gator, and all four limbs were held in an erect posture directly beneath the body like a mammal or a dinosaur as opposed to in a sprawling position like a regular reptile.

The witness felt the blood rush out of his face when the monster suddenly swung its head around to look right at him - perhaps seeing him through its peripheral vision or smelling him. It pressed its forelimbs down, 'like it was doing a push-up' before rising onto its hind-legs like a bear and staring directly at the witness. He was terrified - attempting to scream but finding that he couldn't make any noise. The creature was very heavily-built, and was at least 6.5-7ft tall. Its underbelly was a whitish-yellow colour, and its pectoral bones and muscles were visible through its chest. He also thought that he could see its ribs, but there were no genitals visible (but this is normal for reptiles, which have internal genitalia). Its arms hung down to the sides, reaching down to its hips - and the witness guessed that its palms were facing downwards. The tail, resembling a normal alligator tail, slumped down on the ground as one would expect. There were no lips on the creature, leaving the teeth clearly visible. Instead of comparing it to a human, the witness said that it looked more like a bear or perhaps an ape with shorter arms. Its posture seemed to be hunched over.

The beast raised its arms up at the elbows and let out a piercing hiss, not unlike that of a regular alligator but much deeper - opening its mouth and snarling before rattling its throat like gators are wont to do and making a bellow that was so deep that the witness claims he was able to feel it in his body. The witness was just about to turn and run when the creature also turned, wandering off into the forest, and taking about ten steps on its hind legs before dropping down onto all fours and vanishing into the foliage. He could hear it rustling around in the brush for about a minute further after that. Dumbfounded at what he had just seen, he stood there for a minute before making the wise decision to rope his kayak to a tree and follow the nearby highway home instead of getting back into the water where the creature could potentially get at him more easily. Later, he drove back to the lagoon in his truck - accompanied by his friend and armed with a machete - to retrieve his kayak.

Tick Tock Croc

The witness was still in a state of absolute terror after his encounter with the horrifying unknown, but later that day he and the same friend from before made good on a promise that he had previously made her that they would sleep in his sailboat which had two wide mattress benches in the cabin. He was hiding just how scared he was being back on the water, and the fact that it was now dark and raining did nothing for his composure. Visibility was still good, though, because the clouds weren't that thick and the rain was fairly light. Come 10 o'clock, they sealed the cabin door and turned out the lights - and his friend fell asleep in about ten minutes. The zoologist stayed awake for another hour (which he knew because he had brought his watch) - both listening to the peaceful sounds of the storm and trying to put what had happened earlier that day out of his mind. Eventually, he fell asleep to the sound of rain gently splashing against the porthole window.

The Witching Hour had dawned when the central figure of our story stirred awake once more. It was roughly 3am, and he couldn't work out why he had woken up. The rain outside had lightened to naught more than a light drizzle, but there was still some sporadic thunder. Looking out of the porthole, he could see that there were no people out partying on the canal or anything - and so he at first concluded that perhaps there had been a flash of light from a neighbourhood house sensor, or maybe lightning had struck somewhere nearby. He looked out of the portholes and the plexiglass doorway, but failed to catch sight of anything explanatory for his sudden awakening. All he could see out there in the dark was a distant street-light obscured by a tree. Eventually, he lay back down and tried to go back to sleep - but this was when he heard the hissing sound. Chills ran up his spine.

Desperately hoping that he had imagined the noise, or just that it hadn't come from what he thought it had, he peered out of the porthole facing the entrance to the canal and saw a figure on the distant side of the canal, illuminated by the dim nighttime light. Rain was pinging off its scaly body, and he realised with a sickening sinking feeling that it was indeed the monster from before. He somehow knew that it had followed him back from the river, and was now coming straight for him - he can't explain how that thought 'warped' into his mind. Panicking, he knew that the cabin had no weapons and that he wasn't even old enough to carry a firearm. His house was nearly 100ft away from the canal, and he could see that the monster was getting closer and closer. It was now only 50ft away - just at his neighbour's sailboat. His only thought was to find some way to escape from the impending monstrous attack, and so he turned and shook his friend awake. She sat up and blinked - taking a moment to come back to full consciousness before her eyes widened further than he had ever seen - she was looking behind him, and just then two loud thumps echoed out through the deck. I can imagine the spidery feeling that must've tickled the back of his neck as he dreaded looking behind him. When he plucked up the courage, he saw that the creature was right up against the boat, peering into the cabin through the porthole.
The Pristichampsus from Primeval

The earlier thumps must've been it putting its arms against the side of the boat, judging by the way that said arms were positioned as the creature pointed its head downwards so that its eyes (on the sides of its head instead of forward-facing) could look into the cabin. The couple were terrified to move out of fear of doing anything to possibly provoke it. Don't move. Stay quiet. All it would take for the creature to break into the boat would be climbing onto the lower portion of the boat, only about 2ft above the water level, and breaking the plexiglass. The creature's breathing was very loud, and only rang out roughly once a minute. Although the sense of threat never faded from the situation, he eventually came to realise that the creature seemed more curious than hungry. He says that the strangest thing about it was how its bronze-amber eyes seemed to glow. He tried to rationalise this by saying that it was likely eye-shine or 'some sort of bioluminescence'. The eyeshine of normal alligators is bright red. The monster stayed there for approximately five more minutes before letting out a short grumble and backing away from the boat. At first, he was scared that it would circle back around and crawl onto the boat, but instead it just lowered itself back into the water and swum off into the stormy darkness.

The pair were so terrified and paranoid that they thought that perhaps the monster was lying in wait as a sort of trap, and so they waited in the cabin until about 9am that morning before making their move back to the house, running all the way. From then on, he has been afraid to go onto the dock at all despite having previously loved to go down to the river regularly. The water is dark enough that he would never be able to see it if it was coming for him. The last update to his story came in the last days of December 2013, when he once again encountered the gator-man after his two dogs had come running back from the dock in a state of great fear. He ventured out into the darkness with a torch, and raised his beam just in time to catch an enormous shape on his dock. It emitted a loud bellow like a mature alligator. The witness was horror-stricken - it seemed to have followed him home...

Back into the Shadows

There have been no further updates, at least according to where the story leaves off in Linda Godfrey's book 'American Monsters'. This, of course, does not mean that no updates are yet to be published or are simply unknown to me, seeing as the aforementioned book (which is my source for this article) was published in September of 2014. I feel that it is likely that there have since been updates sent to Godfrey, but that she has published them in other books and I have thus missed them.